Monday, June 28, 2010

Up to Date


Since it's been such a long time (SORRY AGAIN!) I suppose I'll update on everything that's happened...WITH PICTURES! For once...

So....TODAY IS SHERRY'S BIRTHDAY~! As a suprise, my mom and I made a birthday cake for her. :D Unfortunately for me, I think I got indigestion from eating the cake mix. Raw eggs...TT_TT Hopefully she'll like the present I prepared for her. As I am completely broke, I made her cute little coupons. :) From her cute little notebook. Hehehe... I also decorated the house for her. So we have a Happy Birthday banner, streamers everywhere, and balloons on every touchable surface. My finger has a blister from tying so many. xD

Her cake



The frosting


The birthday girl went swimming with her dad yesterday.



Meanwhile, we have a new resident baby bunny staying for a few weeks. :D
Meet OREO!


 Aaawww....
 He's trying to get out and play.


Never in my life did I think I would say this...but he's actually cuter than Benji. Not to mention more sweet. O.O Not that I still don't love Benji, of course!

Benji, however, has been turned wild. He escaped from his pen AGAIN, and has been under the deck and just recklessly having fun for a month. A MONTH. Everytime we try to catch him, he just gets smarter and craftier. Now, when we open the door, HE HEADS IN A STRAIGHT BEELINE FOR THE DECK. And he only returns to his cage to poop. How infuriating.


 In the Wild.
 His unused and empty cage.

His fat little butt is mocking me! >:[

Another thing. We had this dish for dinner yesterday. Scrambled Eggs with Tomato.



Do my parents make this just to torture me?! My favorite food is scrambled eggs...I drool at the thought of them. SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE HEAVEN! But I ABHOR tomatoes. They're just bleck. So what idiot decided to make up a dish that combined them?! So here, you have this delicious golden yellow egg, and its looks and smells great. Mmmmmm....and then there's this disgusting red sour pulp all over it...it just completely ruined the eggs. So there's a decision to make now. Do I eat the eggs or not? Oh so good eggs....and yucky retarded red stuff.

In the end, I always end up just picking off all the tiniest bits of tomato I can find with my mom screaming at me from behind, "DON'T BE SO PICKY, GIRL! WHEN I YOUNG, WE EAT ANYTHING WE COULD. BECAUSE WE HAVE WORK HARD FOR IT!" And on and on.... 

Blog Background

Hey guys, it's been a while. So sorry for not posting for such a long time! I just haven't felt up to it....

BECAUSE I HATE MY BACKGROUND. AND ALL THE ONES IN THE BLOG DESIGNER. EEK, HELP ANYONE?

I miss that cute dots template I used to have TT_TT Where are youuuu?

Monday, May 31, 2010

All About Big Bend


Big Bend is a national park...blahblahblah. I honestly don't remember anything about it...

Anyway! Pictures:





Purdy, huh? (The last one's my favorite)


Ok, I really don't know that much about Big Bend National Park. Honestly, it sounds like...idk, a big butt or something? (>///<)
Which is pretty sad, as it's the subject of our End of the Year Science CAP Project. Only much less fun than the history video.
The real reason I made a post is cuz Justin  (epicaznphail.blogspot.com, but don't bother checking it cuz there's nothing there. You failure :P) put some pictures on the title page but forgot to cite where they're from. And since we can't find it, I'm posting them here :).

I really hope my science teacher doesn't read this. I think she hates me enough ever since I got caught with a camera in class. O.O
Sherry just came over. :) Please excuse me while she laughs at my "nerdiness".

Sherry: Hey! Big Bend Park!
me: Woahhh!! You know that place? I thought you were dumb (just kidding, my dear little sister xD)
Sherry: Well, duh! We're going there this summer!
me: O.O HOW DO I NOT KNOW THINGS LIKE THIS?! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PLACE THAT I LEARNED ABOUT IN SCHOOL! NOW IF I GO, ALL I'LL THINK ABOUT IS MY SCARYY SCIENCE TEACHERRRRR! (Who is really alright, but nothing like Mrs. Frizzle. Once again, Mrs. Santa Maria, please don't read this (Q///Q))


Monday, May 17, 2010

Hey, it's kinda hot in here!

Guess what? Today I went colorblind. Well, kind of.
The temperature today was absolutely BURNING, and I, being the stupid little girl that I am, decided to wear a jacket and jeans.

So when the PE coaches decided to take us out to the park...
I started seeing things kinda like this:


There was slight color, like I could almost  tell that the trees were green, but it was more like I sensed it. Then I started feeling nauseous and slightly sick. No need to say that I was majorly freaked out. My friend, her face looked white to me. I could only see that her hair looked grayish brown and black waves where her hair made shadows. The grass, it was white. I could only tell where I was going by the black shadows. I almost tripped on the curb because I couldn't see it. It wasn't like normal blindess where everything is black. I saw white everywhere. The pink flowers looked white. There was barely a bit of yellow where the stamen where. The sun was so bright, I had to squint. I felt like throwing up.

Thankfully, when we finally reached the shade of the tree, I was able to sit down and rest my spinning head. Gradually, color began to reenter my eyesight. I could now see the yellow-green leaves and the blue and red flowers again. The grass was green. I sat there the whole period just keeping my eyes open and hoping not to lose the color again.

However, when we had to walk back, it happened again. This time though, I felt slightly better because I was fairly sure that my eyesight would recover inside. But the park was so far. Rosalind and I were the last to enter the gym. My tongue was dry. My throat felt like a desert. My head was spinning. My stomach clenched with cramps. It hurt.

In 5th period, I was made to go to the nurse. If I haven't told you before, our nurse is rather...incompetent. She checked my temperature and told me I was very dehydrated and probably had a heat stroke. Really now, Sherlock. Then she gave me some saltine crackers, (crackers are her solution to everything. They just throw up? Here, have a cracker. But they were good) and I went to lunch. 

Thankfully, I felt better after 6th period, though I highly doubt it was because of the crackers. I think that it was more likely due to the nap I secretly took while Mrs. Penny was going on about portraits and stuff. I hope we weren't supposed to take notes.  

But anyway...that was a rather interesting experience...that I hope won't happen again. But I can understand colorblind people now.









Thursday, May 13, 2010

Crap.

I do not like technology. By doing a simple thing like trying to widen my sidebar to somehow accomodate that stupid FAT playlist, I ended up undoing every freakin' thing I had done to design my blog. It changed everything to default again. And now that I look at it, my post writing thing no longer has that lovely line cross or add pictures or videos and color stuff. Wahhhh.

Mixpod Thingy

Yayyy for my special Riceball Angie once again! For teaching me how to make the playlist. But there is one thing that is annoyig me about it.

IT'S TOO FAT.

How did you make yours fit in the sidebar thing?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Happy Late Mother's Day ^___^"

Uhhhhh, sorry I haven't posted in a while, but it's not like alot of people read this anyway. :P

So for Mother's Day, after Chinese school, my sister. mom, and I went to and art reception that our art teacher was having. We prepared a gift for our mother's by painting them on a small canvas with a wooden frame so that it doesn't have to be framed or anything.

My mom's reaction to my painting of her: "It doesnt look like me."

Thanks, mom.

But she amended for it by saying, "But at least you drew me pretty! Thanks, honey! I feel younger."

Hopefully she wasn't thinking that I actually referred to her actual photo to paint it, cuz the lighting was bad and made her face look oily. So I took a magazine portrait of a Phillipino lady and used that as reference for the lighting and stuff.

I'll probably put up a picture of the portrait later.

Anyway, I discovered a really nice new song by YUI, one of my favorite singers. I especially liked how she ditched her usual guitar for piano, making the song a lot softer and less punk. Her new hairstyle also makes her look a lot older and more like........a mother? xD
It's extremely fitting for Mother's Day, maybe cuz it's called to Mother. Hehe,way to state the obvious, huh?

YUI- to Mother

Monday, May 3, 2010

What the fun?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

That's what my dad is. S-T-U-P-I-D.

Stupid old man who has to place a time limit on my showers. Stupid time-watching freak who won't let us talk for a minute after a satisfying, uplifting workout in Taekwondo. Stupid old booby who has to ruin that mood all the time for his radical morals that you have to rush out of the class as if it repulsed you, or a rabid dog was after you.

Seriously? Our taekwondo class ends at 9:10, so according to him, we have 5 minutes to go home immediately (as in immediately after class. The second it ends we have to be out and in the car. Stupid). And 45 minutes for both of us to take a stupid freakin' shower.

How long do you take to take a shower? Most girls=at least an hour. Yea, guys=like 3 seconds, because they dont conditioner, or shave, or take time to wash and relax (not that I get the time to do that anyway). But last time I checked, I wasn't a guy. And I will never be one. Ugghhhhh.

He says the minute it hits ten o' clock, he's coming in, to watch me wash or something. Disgusting. I have such a pervert for a father. And wbo was the one asking for "more close relationship with mah oldest daughter"? WHY DO YOU THINK I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOUR EMBARRASSING MESSY ACCENT AND FACE YOUR STINKY BREATH?

A;FJA ;FJAGJNA;MFLAKJADSAGHA'GKASDGAJ1420IUAJIOGIG213!@$#y#u)
*more keyboard smashing*


Oh, and I didn't cuss (somehow) throughout this whole post, even though I am BURNING with anger.
I'm sorry for causing global warming through my very often anger problems concerning my parents. Who have no life.

Stupid old man. Go pick your nose or something.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Burnin' Up

I'm so hot that I got a fever.

Ok, just kidding, I don't have a fever.
The hot part, on the other hand....HA.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

So you all know how you love to spam people. right? Inboxes, walls, CBOXES. xD

So I spammed by best bud Riceball Angie's Cbox on her blog, thericeballzone.blogspot.com
She even said I could, so I did.

Or tried to.

Here's a part that I copied or tried to copy from her Cbox. The convo things are from the bottom to the top. So scroll down first. Right now.



Posting failed. You cannot post - you have been banned.


28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: TAKE

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: DONT

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: SPAMMING IT

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: SO

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: AM

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: I

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: HA

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: HA

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: HA

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: A

28 Apr 10, 06:36 PM

shishii: YAYYY

20 Apr 10, 06:34 PM

Riceball Angie: np DDD its ok if u spam the box xD i dont really mind at all! x3

19 Apr 10, 07:15 PM

shishii: hehehehe

19 Apr 10, 07:15 PM

shishii: add-libbing, wut?

19 Apr 10, 07:14 PM

shishii: see me spam by own chat box, courtesy of angieeee, whom i ♥♥♥♥♥, at shishiix3sushi.blogspot.com! :DDDDDDDDD

 
 
 
LOLLLLLLL.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Asasfdghlkang ;aajejgka;haehgegaDDDD:

It's TAKS testing week. Yayyy (-_______________-)
We're testing for Science and US History, which are subjects that I don't do so hot in. :O

And to add to my misery, guess what?

I'M SICKKKK.

I think.
Because the extreme amount of snot I have been trying to blow out all day is probably not because of allergies.
Yesterday, I woke up at 2AM and spent like 2 hours just dashing from my bed to the bathroom for toilet paper (as I didnt feel like groping around for a tissue box) I used up the whole darn roll.

Then, today at school, even Mr. Tucker noticed and made fun of me for getting up every 30 seconds to blow my nose again.

AGGHHHH I think my nose probably looks something like a piece of beef jerkey right now.
Because it certainly feels like it.

Anyway, my bf told me to go sleep and stuff. So yea I think I'll go do that.
ZZzzzZZzZZZZzZzZZzzzzzzz

Monday, April 19, 2010

Songs?

So I've seen people doing this alot, so I decided to give in to peer pressure (it doesn't take much to sway me, apparently) and make a list of my favorite songs right now. :)

  • Heartbreaker by G-dragon
  • Breath by G-dragon
  • Heartbeat by 2PM
  • Lollipop by Big Bang & 2NE1
  • Lollipop by f(x) and M.I.C.
  • Run Devil Run by SNSD
  • Oh! by SNSD
  • Hui You Na Me Yi Tian by JJ Lin
  • Zhong Guo Hua by S.H.E.
  • Fireflies by Owl City (have you noticed that this is the only English song out many many more asian songs to come? xD)
  • So Hot by The Wonder Girls
  • Happiness by Super Junior
  • Super Girl by Super Junior M
  • Rokugo by Super Junior T
  • Cooking! Cooking?! by Super Junior Happy
  • Ring Ding Dong by SHINee
  • Noona Is So Pretty by SHINee
  • Wedding Dress by Taeyang
  • Look Only At Me by Taeyang
  • Rolling Thunder by (someone, I don't know who. It's a band song :D IM A BAND GEEK)
Why are they all korean songs?! sighhhhh
ok, so more asian songs. lol
  • Planetarium by Ai Otsuka
  • Kingyo Hanabi by Ai Otsuka
  • Rememberance by Nightmare
  • Cassis by The GazettE
  • Amaoto wa Chopin no Shirabe by Kra
Ha, now they're all Japanese (-________________-)
OK I'm done now :)
I'm sure you all are so relieved. lol

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ehehehh Maggie :P

Maggie, I hope I don't bother you when I play with your hair and show it off to Justin.
And even if it does bother you..................................................................................
................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................
...I won't stop playing with it. It's too fun :)
I wonder if Justin has ever been seduced wanted to pet ur pretty long hair? I wonder if you'll let him xD.
I want to pet ur hair all the time! xD I'm not lesbo or anything. :)

URGGHHHHH

My allergies are killing me. I swear, I've used up like 3 different tissue boxes this week.

U STUPID PILLS ARE USELESS. GIMME MY MONEY BACK. OR MY MOM'S.

Uhhhhh...

Sherry is singing weirdly. Even though she's in another room, I can tell she's trying to sing with both earphones in. You know, how they say if you put in both earphones, you can't hear yourself, and you end up super shupahhh out of tune? Well, Sherry is out of tune all the time anyway.
Also, she is alternating between a man voice and a super shupahh high voice when it gets too low for her. My ears....TT_TT

Plus, she is a hogger of chocolate. Especially Kit Kats. And I ♥ Kit Kats. But she hogs them. TT_TT

Monday, April 5, 2010

Hersheyyy :D

Hershey, I love you and your new template is AWESOME, but I can't post a comment. There's something weird on it...:P
Loving the swirls :D
hershey-kumar.blogspot.com

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Azn Party

Yesterday, we went to an azn party. Only the difference between this azn party and the other azn parties I've gone to is that I was actually looking forward to it. :D

Why? Because of Stella and Snoopy. They are the pet dogs of our old next door neighbors, before we moved to the Russel Creek community. I used to go over almost everyday to play with them and feed them cupcakes and stuff. Once, I discovered a hole at the bottom of our fence. Sweet Stella knew immediately it was my hand that poked through, and almost stuffed her whole skinny body through the hole. Snoopy, though, fatty that he is, only acknowledged you if you had food in your hand and tried to bite me xD. It's ok I still love you Snoopy ♥

So immediately after we arrived at thier house, I streaked for their yard to reunite with my furry best friends. Their appearances had radically changed. In the four years I had not seen them, Stella had grown white hairs all over her muzzle. Luckily, that was her only sign of old age. She was still the energetic, loving barking machine I remembered. Snoopy was the most shocking. When before he had been a pudgy little dog, with a round tummy and a love for food, now old age had reduced him to scary skinniness. His spine stuck out, and he had trouble walking. I wanted to cry. TT_TT

I was so happy that they remembered me. Stella, immediately jumped on my lap and licked my face. How I missed her doggy kisses ♥♥♥ Snoopy, of course growled at me until I decided to feed him some of my dessert. I couldn't resist feeding him alot, even though Yanmei Ah-yi told me not to. I felt the need to feed him sweet stuff until he was as fat as he used to be.

Oh, and also, the food was good. But the dogs were the best. ♥♥♥
I planned to get pictures with them to remember them better, but my phone ran out of batteries, so I only got Stella. Sigh.

                                                                      ♥Stella and Me♥

Friday, April 2, 2010

New Look :D

I changed my blog template using the new Blog in Draft Template Designer. So what do you think?
Oh, and if you can find any big long cute azn pics for the top where my happy azns image used to be, tell me :D
thanks ♥♥♥♥

Les Miserables

Recently, in English we read the classic book Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. It was...cool. I like that we had only quizzes on each part of the book, instead of a big test at the end like we did with The Taming of the Shrew. So it was an enjoyable experience.

After we read the book, Mrs. Penny let us watch the musical in class. I was pretty relieved. The musical is like 4 hours long, so we had practically a week of blowoff class to watch people sing. So I wasn't really expecting much. However, I suprised myself by really liking the musical.

In fact, so did everyone else. You could hear ppl i mean, people (oops, chatting habit there) in the halls singing, "Master of the house, isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong sh*t! Cunning little brain, regular voltaire, Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there!" Haha, you have to watch it to understand. xD

And then there's also Eponine. When I read the book, I had a...very low opinion of her. I thought she was a slut. But Lea Salonga-Chien, who played her, completely made her a heroine. I suppose the fact she was an azn helped :P. She also is the singing voice of Mulan and Jasmine. :D Disney movies ftw.

So go on youtube and search Les Miserables 10th anniversary musical.
You gotta love the songs.

3 Day Weekend :)

Yayyyyy :D

also, putting one's hair in a bun really does make you feel like a ballerina xD

Saturday, March 27, 2010

:)

This is adorable.

And this.


















Plus, I want hair like this.

 

Or this, someday. :D


I'm such a wannabe artist. :)

I GOT THESE AWESOME MARKERS TODAY. :D
They're supposedly "art markers" but all I know is that they were super expensive. I thought they would be worth it if it was alot of money. xD it really was alot. $6.49 each :O. And I only got three. Lucky for me, there was a sale ( HA. NOT A AZN FAIL :D)

Basically, its just 3 shades of gray. But it will look so cool for my cd soundtrack project. I bet it'll just look like watercolors, but COOLER. 8D. They're super good for shading ish.

I'm so excited to use these X3.

Actually, the only reason I wanted them was because I saw someone at church who used them to make a super cool picture. I am a wannabe copycat, huh? :P I don't even know how to make it look super good. xD I think I'll just wing it.

By the way, the new line tool on the blogger thing is super cool.

Super duper cool.

However, the markers are noxious.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

One Day....I will get over my procrastination

I swear I will do all the posts I've been promising. One day. Soon. When I find the time. Yea, okay that's a lame excuse. But I don't feel like it, cuz I have to do all my projects due. Smack dab after Spring Break, I got like 3 projects. Yayyyyy. (=__=)
So....
Soon

The toothbrush post and azn pop soda and galveston and 30 hour famine. Soon.
Really.

Ok, I'm not even convincing myseilf with this lame post. xD

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Classes?! CLASSES!!!

I'm in a HUGE tizzy (is that a word?) about what classes to take next year.
So...I KNOW I'm taking Biology Honors, Human Geography AP, Art Honors/Pre-AP, and Honors Geometry next year. I'll probably take Health and Speech over the summer and online. And the Chinese credit-by exam for Chinese 1. So that leaves me with a few other choices.

Humanities in 9th grade with World History AP credit in 10th grade and stress and hard work but fun? Or English 1 Honors in 9th and World History AP in 10th? I think the GPA thing is the same? But since English 1 is easier, I'll be more likely to get better grades = better GPA, but I also hear that World History AP is harder than the World History credit in Humanities. Hmmmm. Should I be lazy or learn cool stuff in Humanities? Agh, it's so hard.

Also, should I take band? Because of I'm taking the Chinese cbe (credit-by exam), I have an extra spot for electives next year, since I'll take Chinese 2 in 10th. But I don't know if I wanna do band anymore. I mean, it's alot of fun rehearsing and stuff, but I don't even practice all that much anymore. And I know I'll have to practice in high school. Meh. Plus, there's marching band. Ugh, not fun? Especially the getting up at 6 part. I take so long to get ready in the mornings that I'd probably have to get up at 5:30 anyway. AND, my parents get pissed when I wake them up too early. Not fun. I don't know if I will have the time to do band anymore either, because of art. I want to focus more time on art too and I know that I'm super slow on projects and will have to work on those ALOT.

But band is so much fun! I'll miss all the parties and football games and awesome stuff that they do. Not to forget, about half of my friends are from band. WHAT WILL WE DO IF WE DONT HAVE THAT CLASS TOGETHER ANYMORE?! TT_TT

That still leaves me 3 extra electives if I dont do band. Maybe Multimedia? God knows how much help I need when it comes to computers. Even Microsoft Word hates me. AND I AM NOT DOING DEBATE. I CANT EVEN TALK CLEARLY. Uhmm, yea. Any suggestions? I want to have at least one class with those classmates I don't have classes with this year. ;) So what are you taking? Gimme guidance.

Sigh.....

You would think that I could learn from my mistakes, but apparently me and my stupid, idiotic clumsiness and carelessness don't account for that. It seems no matter how much good you do me, all I can repay you with is....crap. I hate myself right now. Sorry.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I'll Make a Nerd Out of YOU~

This is a parody of I'll Make a Man Out of You, by my buddy Yang Tian, who also runs the itouch site ItrackI. Edited by me (though it's just one line)

I’ll Make A Nerd Out Of You

(We’ve got a long way to go)
Let's get down to business,
'till we code our due,
Did you write me Java
When I asked for CLU?

You're the dumbest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a nerd
out of you

(you’re) Dumber than a doorknob
But there’s a nerd, within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a brainless, dopey
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a nerd
out of you

I’ll never be a nerd
And join the geeks before me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting C!
This nerd's got me
bored to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to code!

(Be a nerd)
We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Time is racing toward us
till the code is due
Hear my every lecture
(and) you might make, it through
You're unsuited for
the life of brains
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a nerd
out of you?

(Be a nerd)

We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
(Be a nerd)
We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!


It's awesome, no? :D
Though the last line doesnt really rhyme, but I'm not nerd enough to think of a good line and make it rhyme. xD

New Blog

So I finally did it. :D

I changed the url of my blog xD
So NOW, my mom can't see my angry rants about her and get mad at me for not being optimistic, and if this holds out, I can talk about anything I want! :D YESS.

YAYYYY

Monday, March 8, 2010

Ouch

I just came back from Taekwondo, and I'm all sweaty and gross.
And I twisted my ankle. Again.
I think I'm sensing a pattern here?

The most annoying part is, my other ankle is also slightly swollen from falling yesterday. While only walking, of course. This always seems to happen.

My feet are like, "We like to collaborate! :D If one gets hurt, then so will the other! We're all for equality! No foot gets left behind!" (Especially when it involves twisted ankles.)

Stupid foolish little feet.

Science Project

Hershey (hershey-kumar.blogspot.com) and I did a science project together this semester. We made a video on Mutations in DNA, and we recruited Ruth and Angie as extras, and Sherry and Benji just butted in anyway. :P We're such wannabe Bill Nye.




Yes, that is my house :P

Some random thoughts I've been having lately.

I haven't been able to go on and update recently, but HAHAHA here I am! :D

So these past few days have been filled with reaaallly random thoughts I've been having in my head, and so I'm just gonna compile it all into one post. :)

~My lifelong dream to inhale nitrous oxide, ride on the back of an open truck and stick out my tongue like a dog, and to one day go on the top of a super high building in Chicago and SCREAMMMMMMMMM.
~Sherry's cheeks are really cute. They're soft. And squishy and white.
They remind me of rice cakes. Makes me want to gobble them up. xD
~^^OMG LOOK AT THAT RARE OCCURRENCE OF SIBLING LOVE UP THERE. ^^ I must cherish this moment.
~My favorite JJ Lin album is Jiang Nan, or Haven. Pretty pretty and sparkly.
~I fell down while walking. Again. But this time, I have a totally viable reason for falling. It was raining. :)
~We have new really cool high technology toothbrushes. I will write another post on them later when I decide I'm not lazy and go take some pictures of them. BUT THEY'RE SO MUCH FUN. This morning, I spent like 6 minutes brushing my teeth.
~I spent the weekend doing our science project with Hershey. Again, another post later. ;P \
~In sectional rehearsals today, Mr. Tucker spent half of the rehearsal talking about good sushi restaurants and the other half talking about double and triple tongueing. So fun. And then, Aaron ditched me so I had to get someone else to send me home, AS IT WAS RAINING. HARD. Thank you, Grace Moon. Your car smells good. And Aaron. Say good-bye to your cookies. I'm giving them to Khanh instead. :P
~I was thinking about changing the blog website url for this. The blog will still be same, only the website thing is different. Only thing is, I can't think of any good new names. Any suggestions? :D

Random=WIN

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Bunny Body-Building

Today after dinner, my mom insisted on "exercising" Benji.
He's become fat and lazy. Who would have known.

So now everyday after dinner, we chase him around the living room and up the stairs. He really has gotten fatter. Before, we could never catch him, BUT NOW. He just stops there and let you pick up his little fat furry butt with no complaints whatsoever.

I have to admit, I like this Benji better. Maybe it's cuz I dont get those hateful feelings of fear emanating off him at me anymore. :)

BAHAHAHHA. I just went to check up on them, and guess what.

He laid his fat little body down at the bottom of the stairs and fell asleep.
Talk about lazy. I love you Benji ♥♥♥♥♥♥



Before



After

Graphic Design

I want to download and learn how to use Photoshop. Somehow.

We did an art project in Art Honors where we took a picture of a regular object (I did a fruit drop can from China. As always, from China xD) and use Imageblender to change it and stuff. AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. :D When I get the pictures back, I will post them here :)

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Obvious Addictiveness of my Fish

←ninja black fish. in the tank

Whenever my sister sees the ninja black fish in the tank thing on the side, she becomes like that dog from the movie Up. With like the drool and everything.

SQUIRREL!
Point! ↑
Point! ↓
Point! ←
Point! ↔

Haircut :P

So I got a haircut this weekend at Jessica's house. It's kinda shorter and layered more. Even my bangs are layered. xD

I like it.

My sister's haircut, however, is a whole other story. It's cute...but it takes a while to get used to. As it's only been a day, I'm not used to it yet xP She got layers and bangs and its a whole bunch shorter, but...hmmm. I would post pictures and show it all off, but I'm afraid of stalkers. :O

BUT JESSICA, I WORSHIP YOUR PARENTS. They are the coolest. HER DAD HAS A BEARD. And her mom cuts hair, of course xD

TOO COOL. 8D


btw, the other meaning of 8D = FARES STANBOULY. U ARE A BUTT. >:O

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Mehhhhhhhhh.....=.=

I'm bored. Nothing's happened thats cool enough to write about. BLARGH!
Any inspiration ideas? :D I feel in need of a story.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

MATH IS SO GAYYYY.

Man, my azn teacher can NOT teach. She wouldnt explain clearly, and I dont get it, AND SHE WOULDNT LET US CHANGE SEATS. SO HERE I AM, STILL SMACK DAB IN FRONT OF HER DESK. =.=

Usually, I don't find quadratic equations very diffucult, since I learned it last year in Chinese school, but Mrs. Liu has me all mixed up. TT_TT It took like 40 minutes of tutoring by Rosy to fix my cluelessness. Ugh.

WHAT STROKE OF BAD LUCK MADE ME HAVE THE ONLY AZN TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL?!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

YES! :D

I feel very proud of myself. I just ate a sizzling cinnamon jellybean. Those things are spicy. I never had the guts to touch one before, BUT NOW I CAN! :D

Friday, February 19, 2010

This is where I go when I'm hungry and there's no awesome azn food in the house

www.asianaisle.com
Where the familiar meets the not so familiar.

Delicious.

By the end of this experiment, my tongue will be BUFF 8D

I really need to build up my strength. Against spicy foods. My parents don't dare cook spicy food at home, cuz I like drink all the contents of the refridgerator. And when we go out, I have to down like 5 cups of ICE water. So now, I will try to eat one spicy food everyday.

Key word:TRY.

So maybe, by the end of this experiment, I can finally eat kimchi! :D
Today I had Hot & Sour soup. I died.

I don't like my experiment anymore...

I'm sorryyyyyyyy AGAIN. TT_TT

IM SO SORRY KHANH I THINK I GOT YOU SICK AND NOW YOU'RE DYYYIIIINNNNGGGG :'(
USE UR INHALER NOW. SEE HOW I WORRY ABOUT YOU?! :[

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Noob Way

I posted this a while back, but I feel like doing it again :)

This is the way we noobs curse. And there ARE cuss words, so if you're under 13, dont look. I'm serious :P And I'm sorry, I dont usually curse and I'm not mad right now, I just think that these are much better than the originals :)
SO THERE.

what the fuck?!=what the furgurgle?!
you son of a bitch=YOU SON OF A FREAKING CHRISTMAS TREE!!
bullshit=Bolshevik, bullcorn
shit=shiz
schmuck=SMUCKERS!
fuck=fluff, fudge, fut, furgurge, furgurgle
ass=asp, ask.com

and more...which i cant really think of right now...

4 DAY WEEKEND XD

We had a 4 day weekend. Initially, it was just 3 days because of President's Day, but HALLELUJAH!!

It. Freaking. Snowed. Here. In. Texas.

Plus, it snowed all day. And night. So by the time it stopped, there were 12 INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. 8D In Texas, this is what we call a miracle.

So after school, a snowball party of friends(and me) headed over to Russel Creek Park. We got pelted by 5th graders, got pelted by ourselves, Netty became Jewish, pelted and scared ducks, and ate snow and frozen fruit snacks (courtesy of Fares). Then we were joined by Ben and Jessica, who gave us an inspiring performance of breakdancing in the snow. Ben=failed and Jessica=panda roll :)

Then they left to have a ramen party at Lizzy's house, but Eileen, Fares, and I stayed and were joined by Steven Morris. I went home to change out of my sopping wet clothes and eat, but came back. However, it turned out they left and went somewhere else, namely, the other side of Rice Middle School. =.=

So then I went there and had a snowball fight and attempted to build a snowman with Khanh. X3 Fun. But then we were both soaked and argueing over whether the other was cold.
me:UR SO COLD, UR SOAKED AND WET AND SHIVERING. >:O
Khanh: UR COLD UR SNIFFLING. U BETTER NOT WALK HOME.
ME: I WILL 8D
Khanh: =.=

Yea, so it was cold walking home.
And that's only Thursday. On Friday, I spent a whole day lazing at home and sleeping, mostly.

Saturday, Dad and Sherry and I went to Asian World Market to splurge. SPLURGE 8D. We bought candy, Chinese candy, cake, azn soda pop, candy, and sausages. And candy. I also saw my old math teacher from 3rd grade there, Samuel. It was weird. Then we went to Walmart and splurged some more. We bought Texas Toast, juice, more juice, and RAMEN.
Then we went to a Chinese restaurant and stuffed ourselves with dumplings. Because it was Chinese New Year's Eve. :D I think I grew more flab from all the eating I've done in this weekend. :)

Sunday, we watched AVATAR. HOOKED NOW. FEED ME, I WANT MORE AVATAR! It was so good. xD It was funny watching my sister's face at the "alien mating scene." Somebody tell me I'm not perverted anymore, please. TT_TT It was also Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day, so after the 3 hour long movie, we went to friend's house to PARTY :) Azn parties usually consist of: babies screaming, kids running around screaming, parents talking and screaming with laughter, and me on facebook :P

And that concludes my osmsauce 4 day weekend.

Oh, crap, I have a dentist appointment today TT_TT.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

=.=

This is my new favorite face: =.=

Cuz I feel so tired nowadays....zzzzzzzzzz.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Advertising...

This is my friend Yang's website. For anything Apple related.

Apparently he's getting paid for this, so Yang, I'm accepting a fee for advertising your website for you. lol

http://www.itracki.com

Check it out and register. :)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

A Humorous Post by Maggie Shi.

I was on gmail the other day when I saw Maggie's status. This is what it said:

"i believe ignorance is bliss on two accounts: the making of food (namely meats) and music videos by lady gaga"

So apparently she looked up bad romance on youtube. @.@

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maggie: =.= dont look it up.TIS CREEPY
cuz shes like
wearing a full body suit
and its the color of her skin
and shes uh.....
lets just leave it at flexible
me: o.o
Maggie Shi: with her legs......
*_*
BURNS THE EYES

Shikira's She Wolf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k

I HATE MYSELF.

WHYYYYYY AM I SO CLUMSY?!?!
Today in PE, when we were changing, I broke the special necklace I got for christmas. TT_TT I just heard a snap and then it broke. I feel terrible. It was expensive. IM SO SORRY. I WILL GET IT FIXED I PROMISE. AT WALMART IF POSSIBLE. I'm a terrible terrible bad clumsy careless friend. :'(

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Ugh

Somewhere Over the Rainbow is officially the gayest song ever.

ITS DA SHUPABOWWLLLL

We will eat pizza and watch my dad freak out. I like the commercials. I dont get football though. A bunch of sweaty old men in tights falling on each other? Not my idea of a fun game. So I think I'll just sneak on the computer again later...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

depression =.=

I hate it how people sometimes act like I'm not good enough to know things. Am I not trustworthy or something? I understand when they block my ears when its perverted stuff, but why can't I know what's going on too?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Perfect Push-ups. They actually work.

A while ago, my dad got this Perfect Push-up thing to build some muscles, since my mom was like "You so skinny, you got no muscles. I like muscles, get some." And I'm like "Nooo, Daddy, buff men are gross, the nerd look fits you."

But of course he didnt listen to me.

So he's been doing 10-20 push-ups on that thing every night, and it seems to actually work. He's got manboobs now.

I'm scared to see the end outcome. I just can't see it. His small nerdy head on BIG BUFF MANLY SHOULDERS AND HUGE ARM MUSCLES AND BULGING MANBOOBS. EW

I forgot, somehow...

My mom is in China. I dont know how I forgot to say this. BUT OHMYGOD 2 WHOLE WEEKS WITH JUST MY DAD AND SHERRY. Ugh.

On the other hand, it's nice cuz that means: NO MORE MOM YELLING AT ME 8D instead, my dad does, which is much better because its easy to make him laugh again. And he dotes on Sherry, so he easily forgets about me. Booyah!

Anyway, she's in China to spend the Chinese New Year with my grandparents. So I gave her a long, long list of things to get me while she's there. Since we all know how everything is MADE IN CHINA. And it's cheaper.

So this is what I wrote:
~at least 2 pairs of cute, funky, fake converses. I forgot what size I am. Oops
~Super Junior posters, CDs, whatever you can find. As long as it has Super Junior on it.
~Same as above for SNSD, f(x), SHINee, Big Bang, Super Junior M, JJ Lin 林俊杰, Fahrenheit, The Flowers 花儿乐队,and S.H.E., if you can find them
~PENCILS OMG PENCILS AND OTHER SUPPLIES 文具!!!!

I hope she doesnt forget. I think I'll remind her everyday. She said she saw Super Junior M's Super Girl ablum somewhere, BUT SHE DIDNT GET IT. NOOO. TT_TT so close.

LMAO, I'm such a fangirl.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

OWWW

PPL STOP NINJA KILLING ME. ESPECIALLY SHERRY. IM TICKLISH.

I remember when Sherry was actually more ticklish than me, so much that when I moved my hand in her stomache region fast, she would scream and run away.

Now thats me TT_TT.

WHY?!

My sister is a stalker

Sherry knows everything about my friends. What sport they play, who's their friends, where they live. You guys better watch out.

I think our science class is the best. XD

We had a substitute teacher today. She looked like she was on drugs.
Her face was really saggy and wrinkly and kind of hollow looking, and was it just me, or did her eyes look bloodshot? She was also freakishly skinny. I'm scared of that sub.

Does cereal expire?

Yes, I'm sorry, it's another post about food.

But there's this Raisin Bran thats been in our closet for like 2 years now, and I decided to eat it. It's one of those little box kinds, with the amount measured out for you. :)

I hope I dont get a stomacheache.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

BENJI, YOU DESTRUCTIVE RABBIT! >:(

I'm in trouble again. Yay.

So yesterday, I was holding my Benji on my lap, doing my homework. Then my dad calls me over to talk to my aunt. And I completely forget about my bunny on the chair, happily licking leather.

An hour later, my mom came looking for me with a dangerous look on her face. I mean dangerous dangerous, like she was gonna murder me, and enjoy doing it. Meep, it's really scary.

And I find Benji has eaten the phone cord. Now we have no phone connection. My dad yelled at me for 5 minutes, then my mom glared at me even longer, and then I yelled at Benji, who had been relocated to his cage and was happily ignoring me and munching carrots. Ugh.

I have to pay for the phone cord. So, help, anyone?
And I think I'm grounded again. Big suprise there. =.=

FCA practice is always fun, especially when we go to Jessica's house and eat all her food.

FCA practice is always so fun. :)
Since there were no rooms for us at school, we all walked to Jessica's awesome azn-smelling house with all the food. lol
We're playing Praise in the Storm, by Casting Crowns. Worship songs are always so beautiful. It took us forever to learn it, and Ben forgot his guitar, so he just fiddled around with mine while proclaiming its bad quality and such. The whole time, he was like, "Oh, your strings are so old, I'm afraid to tune it, or they'll break."

JJ was from Costco. XD Very cheap. It's only been like 4 months too.

The song is hard, I don't wanna play. I think I'll "forget" my guitar and just sing Friday morning. :P

So this is what we ate at Jessica's house:
~those really yummy expensive chocolate balls with the nuts and different layers. *drool*
~Rice Krispies
~we finished off a whole bag of coffee cake wafers. I anticipate a stomachache coming my way, since I ate most of them =.=

Then Angie left, and it got wild. This random high school kid came, for a haircut from Jessica's mom, and started showing off kung fu and b-boy (it looked awkward...)

OMFG MONKEY STEALS PEACHES, HAHAHAHA (aka. monkey grabs balls, chews them, and spits it out o.O)
And then Ben taught Jessica b-girling while I did my homework.

Yea, so that took up the space of 3 hours. When I finally remembered to call home and tell them where I was, my mom was like, "Your dad went out to look for you at school. =.=" Let's just say I was not there. ;P

Now I still have a bunch of math homework left to do.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

HOW DID I FAIL BAND?!?!

THIS IS MY PROGRESS REPORT.

Algebra Honors---99
Art Advanced-----99
Band--------------75<--NUUUU. My parents are laughing at me. TT_TT
US History--------98
PACE English------97
Science Honors---100

This report card would have been perfect if I hadn't forgotten that one rehearsal before school.

THIS IS WRONG.

I have discovered that my sister is very messed up. SHE KNOWS WHAT BALLS MEANS. I bet my parents don't even know what that means. And once, she called me a bastard. Haha. I'm not a guy, so that term doesn't really work on me, Sherry ;P

AND I SWEAR I'M NOT TEACHING HER THIS STUFF. REALLY. I think she just picks it up when I'm talking to my friends, which is another reason why you shouldn't eavesdrop. Or read my chats =.=

Maybe it's partly my fault. Once, on a chat, instead of typing in "purple shirt girl", I accidentally typed "purple $H!+ girl" Oops.

5th Grader's Demo

So today the music program had demos for the 5th graders. It was...fun. :)

I lie. It was fun at first, but after the fourth time of hearing Mr.Tucker perform the same speech again and again, you get kinda bored. And your ears start to hurt after the third time of playing Little Bit O' Soul and listening to the percussion show off thier awesome drum skills and deafen the rest of us (I wore my purple earplugs XD). Plus...

We played Pirates of the Caribbean 9 times. Ouch, headache.

When Mr. Tucker introduced the instruments, us flutes planned to stand up in chair order, so it would look like a wave. Very cool, huh? Yes, I know, it sounds cool. We failed. :P

And I saw my little sister. That was interesting, since she waved frantically when they came in and sat at the opposite end of the band hall. So Mr. Tucker saw her waving to me, and was like, "You know Helena? You're related to her?! Oh, I feel so sorry for you." Lol.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. My sister, reading over my shoulder, just understood that. She's making pig noises at me.

And then, when I had to leave for my private lesson, she grabbed onto my hand and wouldnt let go, so I had to whisper very loudly to her, "SHERRY I HAVE A PRIVATE LESSON! Oh, hai, Akoshi! SHERRY, LET GO!" Haha.

So yea, it was fun. I think the best part was that we got to skip half a day of classes.

Yay, we're doing this tomorrow too.

Monday, January 25, 2010

I hate how my sister acts so bossy sometimes

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK SHERRY IS SO CUTE? IF ONLY THEY KNEW.
She kicked me off of the computer, like, literally kicked me off, cuz "she had to do homework" so I went upstairs and sneaked on the laptop, and I a few minutes later, I hear her playing piano. And before that, she was in the bathroom for and hour doing who knows what.

YumYum

Mmmmmmmmm. Yogurt. 8D
Blackberry pomegranite yogurt, to be exact.

Have you noticed that a bunch of my posts are about food? :P

Sunday, January 24, 2010

This is a lie, but do it anyway, kay?

SOMEBODY FEED MY FISH. THEY ARE DYING.

Re: All Region Clinic

The All Region clinic turned out pretty much how I expected. At 6, my dad sent me to Renner, but it turns out that its really far and the traffic sucks, so I ended up a few minutes late. :( But that night was still ok. Our director, Gabriel Musella, was this Arabian Muslimish guy. Quote from someone I know: "He looks like a terrorist." He said it, not me. So we sat and played for 3 hours. My butt still hurts from just the memory of it TT_TT

The next day, we had ANOTHER clinic. ALL DAY LONG. I laboriously dragged myself out of bed at 7 am, which is just not right, especially on a Saturday. My dad was also pissed at me for waking him up so early, so he spouted some of my PRIVATE INFORMATION to my di di*, Aaron. MEANIE. HOW HUMILIATING.
We played for another 3 hours. They freaking skipped our break! Our break! It was skipped! Unless standing up and stretching for less than a minute after 1 and a half hours equals "a break". Jeez.

We got to play some interesting pieces:
March of the Bucaneer, a flute feature. The guy who wrote this needs a better title. How in your mind does pretty, nice, high, girly, coughcough i mean, feminine, fantastical flute = roaring, rum-drinking, sword-bearing, pistol shooting, eyepatchy, Jack Sparrow pirate? o.O
Dancing the Skies. Our director kept calling it Dancing with the Stars. Or Dancing in the Rain.
Cinematic Scenes of a Civil War Tune. Mr. Musella actually wrote this piece, and we would be the first people to play it, ever. Pretty cool, huh? Hope I didnt fail. Too badly.

For lunch, after THREE HOURS of endless sitting, the Rice Wind Symphony kids(me!) walked across the field to Plano West High School, where the other All Regions bands (Wind Ensemble, Symphonic, and Concert) practiced. It was drizzling. Fun. We had Domino's Pizza in the cafeteria. (IT'S SO NOT FAIR ROBINSON MS GOT TO GO TO THE MALL TO EAT LUNCH. NOT FAAIIIIIIRRRR. :'( But then again, if all the Rice kids went, we'd need three buses, and they weren't about to spend that much money on US. Proves just how awesome we are again.)
Some interesting things happened at lunch:
~Rosalind and I ate with Yang, Buggy (Michael Wang #2. Yes, our school has like three Michael Wangs), and Alex. We watched them engage in an iTouch app conversation. Free app of the day, apps about various games for nerds, more apps, TapTap apps, more apps, apps, apps, apps. Wut? They are such iTouch app geeks. It's so cool. I wanna be an iTouch app geek. XD
~Hung out with some sevvies (seventh graders). The sevvies were cool, because THEY HAD NINTENDO DS's! I'M SERIOUS. THEY DIDNT HAVE ITOUCH. THEY HAD DS! You guys are my heroes! Way to be different!
~After lunch, we still had time left before rehearsals started again, so the whole maroon mob of Rice kids stampeded into the courtyard. It rained. So what did we do? We put up our hoods and took gangstah pictures. And danced.
~Rosy and I stole Buggy's iPhone, and snuck on facebook. But Kevin stole it back to play a Physics game. NERD, LOL.
~Andrea and Pearl in an epic tennis match. At the end of it, their hands were purple and Andrea's hands had little red dots on it. Her blood vessels ruptured. By tennis, I mean the hand slapping game, of course. ;P
~Ran back to Renner because we thought we were 10 minutes late. Got there and found the place empty. Turns out we were 20 minutes early. Fail. (-____________-)

We rehearsed for THREE MORE HOURS. My butt still hurts thinking about it. Then we had 3 hours until we performed, so everyone walked back to Plano West IN THE RAIN to drop off our stuff and just wreak havoc. After we dropped our formal clothes, music, instrument, etc. off, I met up with Rosy, and we ran around until her performance time. Then Aaron, Yang, and I ran around some more in the halls, acting like imbeciles. But, hey, it was better than hanging out in the storage room, where there was a whole circle of ITOUCH ADDICTS. REALLY.
I changed, ran around some more, put my awesome thing tie from Hot Topic on Aaron, ran around some more, Aaron took it off cuz he thought it was too "womanly" (TELL ME, AARON, WHERE WILL YOU EVER FIND A BETTER TIE THAN MINE), gave it to Amy to use as a belt cuz her pants were falling off (it was a lucky tie, and she had a solo too, so lucky tie + solo + using it as a belt = SHE DID NOT FAIL. 8D), watching Symphonic band play, blah blah blah...
Then we played. Mrs. Ball (HAHA, BALL) called us the Wind Ensemble, lol. I kinda failed, but then everyone says that, so you can ignore me (even though I really did TT_TT). The whole thing was still pretty fun, tho.

THEN, after the concert, it was still only 7:30 or so, so I went to my friend Hershey's birthday party. where I found them all texting and PLAYING ON THEIR ITOUCHES. WHY OH, WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT ME HAVE AN ITOUCH/IPHONE? I ate some cheesecake, then some really good pizza (Barbecue something, from Pizza Hut? I must remember that), then some more cake, and then candy. No, Helena, there is nothing wrong with your eating order at all.
HERSHEY'S LITTLE BROTHER, RITVIK. OMFG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTE!. He was such a cute little gentlemanly boy! He brought me pizza, cake, and then even asked if I wanted anything else, just like a little waiter!! I felt so rich X3 I dont know if he was sucking up to me or something, but I was totally falling for it. And the best part is, we're birthday buddies! Yes, we have the same birthday, September 8th! So next year, I'm just gonna celebrate it with them at their house or something. xD
Other cool stuff happened at the party too:
~talked to Ritvik while Hershey and Co. were immersed in this iTouch app game. Surviving High School. Once again, APPS.
~beat everyone's score at the toilet paper unrolling game (7 seconds!), but died in three seconds on the water slide game. It just cracks me up how at All Region, everyone was playing mind games, like physics, sudoku, spelling, etc. while at the party of less intellectual people like me, we lost ourselves in great mindless games like seeing how fast you can unroll a toilet paper roll. xD
~looked up all the awkward scenes in Breaking Dawn, and read them out loud.
~worked out with QianQian on a bike thing. FUN. But ouch, I banged my knee on it. There's a bruise XD
~also got obsessed with the Surviving High School app, which Hershey was playing ALL NIGHT LONG, I BET. But the standards sucked. I mean, if the person got a GPA of over 3.0, HE GOT A FREAKING CAR. HOW UN-ASIAN.

When I got home, I was like, oh crap, Chinese school tomorrow.

And I went there today. It was like usual. We messed around alot. We got a new Chinese teacher too. She seemed nice enough. A whole TON of homework though.
Then, Geometry. Ah, I LOVE our math class. We are so retarded, namely me, Juanne, and Winson. We're the only ones left from the good old days with Nancy where we would hide the board and homework and clock and eat a whole bunch of candy and get into lots of good natured trouble. Our teacher, Neil, is awesome too, though we keep on changing teachers every semester. I think Winson scares them away. Neil forgot about our class today. He said it was communication problems, haha.
Fun.
Then I FINALLY met up with my accompanist for Solo & Ensemble. About time, the contest is in a week. I'm so screwed.

* di di=little brother in Chinese. Of course, Aaron isn't literally my little brother. It's just an azn thing.

THIS POST TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO WRITE, WTF.

Friday, January 22, 2010

All Region Clinic

Today, at 6, I'm going to Renner to make a fool out of myself. Cuz I havent practiced. At all. Oh, darn, this should be fun. And tomorrow, I'm spending all day there. And after the concert, I'll drop over at Hershey's house for some ramen and walk home, yay! Happy Birthday, Hershey!

ANYWAY, ramen again today. For the third time this week. Its a record! ^___^
BUT WHY MUST THE DELICIOUSLY CHEWY AND RUBBER CARROTS ALWAYS BE AT THE BOTTOM?!?!
WHY CANT THEY BE AT THE TOP WHERE I CAN EASILY EAT THEM?!?! I love the carrots ^__^

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I guess I have a fast metabolism?

So people are school are always like ,"Oh, Helena, you're so skinny!" and "You need to eat more, Helena, you're anorexic!"
But that's really not true. I just dont eat much at lunch because the cafeteria food is...not very appetizing, and I'm just not that hungry then. So then I go home and pig on lots of unhealthy snacks. So basically, my diet is made up of ramen, Snickers, yogurt, fruit snacks, chocolate, sachima, and more junk food.
My mom is always like, "Helena, you eat too many junk food! Eat vegetables! Less grains! No chocolate before bedtime!" But then I sneak some up to my room anyway. So, yea, I'm basically still a phatty, but just a phatty of sweet stuff and not food. And you have not seen skinny if you just look at me. I'm just relatively...not fat.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Good-bye, Dr. Asher

My dentist died yesterday. :'(
So let's all have a moment to remember his awesomeness and fuzzy gray beard and cool glasses ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Thank you for treating my teeth for all my life, Dr. Asher. I know it wasn't pretty, but you did it anyway. I will always remember you, and I hope you are no longer in pain, wherever you are. Amen.

But the other dentist is pregnant, so I hope she has a safe delivery and a wonderful baby. Hmmmm. Maybe she'll name him Asher, after Dr. Asher? :D

Alright, so I have to motivate my buddy

epicaznphail.blogspot.com
JUSTIN, IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
DUDE, the whole point of having a blog is TO WRITE ON IT. I know you asked me for help, but do I really have to motivate you to write? GIMME SOME POSTS, MAN. MAKE MAGGIE PROUD OF YOU. AND BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND. TO HER. In case anybody misunderstood that...o.O
Ehh...
OH YES. UR BLOG NAME PHAILS. EPICALLY. So, I guess it's ok...:P

Fishy

Is there a limit to how much you can feed the fish? Cuz I've just been loading the box like crazy, and they dont seem to ever stop. Eww, the food looks kinda gross when its all in one spot like that...
Kinda like...dandruff? O.O

New blog?

Ok, I'm a little disturbed. My mom actually reads this?! It's scary, cuz she's randomly commenting about it to me during lunch or something. And then, yesterday, she called this trash cuz I spend so much time on it TT_TT. And she saw my...cussing episode. I WAS DEFENDING MY SIS, SHOULDNT YOU CELEBRATE THE SISTERLY LOVE BROADCASTED THERE?!S Unfair.
So maybe I should anonymously make a new one...where I can freely rant and say mean stuff without worrying about my mom catching me? Hmmmm. It's worth thinking about.
And guess what? I'm grounded again. For wandering around before going to bed...WHAT THE FURGURGLE? She got reaaally mad yesterday over that o.O
So...GOOD-BYE FREEDOM. GOOD-BYE FUN. HELLO HITLER! I'm serious, she actually declared dictatorship. I quote in her exact words: "THIS IS A DICTATORSHIP NOW. FORGET FUN. FORGET FREEDOM. WE CANT TRUST YOU ANYMORE." NO duh, Mom. Like I'm gonna bend down and listen to a DICTATORSHIP. THIS IS HOW THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION CAME AROUND. DO I HAVE TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE OR SOMETHING? =.=

Anyway...since she's definitely gonna read this...I think I might as well ditch this blog and move to another one.

f(x)

i found this new vidoe called lollipop by f(x)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Benjiiiiiiiiii <3

I love my bunny. He's so cute. (>///<)
()__()
(^_^)
(> <)

But he can also be eviiillllll! He bites sometimes...
()_()
(o.O)
(> <)

Message from Benji:
nhgbvmgbvjjgujfroiotrpoh6yit hi
He typed that (^__^)

This is the typical morning conversations that I have with my sister over breakfast. :P

Sherry: You are a bad example for me
Me: How? o.O
Sherry:Cuz you text when you're not supposed to
Me: No I dont!
Sherry: Yea you do!
Me:No!
Sherry:Yea!
Me:Name when I did, then
Sherry:*with her mouth full and counting on her fingers* Mmmph, mmph, mmmph, and blarghmmph
Me: Wut. Mmmpphhhh?
Sherry: Yesterday...the other day....the other day....and the other day...xP
Me:Yesterday was cuz it was some number I didnt kno, so i asked who they were. Duh.
Sherry: Yea, right...
Me: Yea, that's right!
Sherry:*sarcastic* Uh-huh
Me: *earnest* YUP
Sherry:Well, you're still not allowed to text, because it costs money!
Me:No, duh, Sherry. Alot of things cost money
Sherry: But texting costs alot.
Me: Yes, 30 cents per message is alot. Especially since I dont text anyway. It cost sooo much more than the $5 candy you got.
Sherry: Well....whatever!
Me: And that's not why I cant text, it's cuz it's addicting and takes up time, like the computer.
Sherry:Texting doesnt take up your computer time! o.O And you sneak on anyway!
Me:That's not what I meant!
Sherry:Yea, that's what you said!
Me:No wonder you're not in PACE
Sherry:What does PACE have to do with texting?!
Me:I MEANT THAT YOU'RE STUPID! >.<
Mom: HEY.

Yup. And that's pretty much how life goes.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

I'M STILL DRUNK

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA STILL HIGH OFFA THE PARTY YESTERDAYYYYYY. AND DRUNK FROM THE SODA.
it was osm. today i went to h-mart to celebrate my friend ruth's bday with Hershey, Sophie and QianQian. :) i got her a shirt that was on sale at kohl's. And since they were on sale, i got another one for my friend Hershey's birthday next week and 3 more for myself. lol, I'm a azn alright.
But anyway, we went to the photostickers and freaked out the people there by squealing over the hats and such. :) And then we took our awesome pictures and rushed to the design counter, where we freaked out everyone some more by yelling "WHERE'S THE PICTURE DECORATING PEN?!?!" Ahhh, it was fun. Although the effect was slightly ruined by the couple graphicly making out by our booth while we waited for the pictures to be scanned. Bleh. Anyhow, I have decided that I like camwhoring. This is the end result:



btw, i am the one with the osm hair and no glasses and checkered vest, if you can see that. :) and the very stylish purple sunglasses.

Then we ate at Yogurtland, where we almost broke the weighing thingy and freaked out some more people by singing Happy Birthday to Ruth VERY LOUDLY. Especially QianQian.

And we went back in to take more pictures. :)
This was the best weekend I've had in a looong time.
SO HOW'S THAT FOR OPTIMISM! 8D

WHICH REMINDS ME. This is gonna get weird now.
One of my favorite faces, the epic 8D, was ruined. TT_TT
Somebody tell me, how is this osm face 8D equal a choad? Dude, really? I freaked out. Dont ask me what a choad is, I'm not explaining. Too graphic for my spy sister who is probably gonna read this.

This was the best night I've had in a long time

TODAY WAS THE CLUSTER CONCERT!!!!! SO ALL THE MIDDLE SCHOOL EIGHTH GRADERS AND JASPER KIDS BUNCHED UP TOGETHER IN ONE BIG MOB AND HAD AN AWESOME TIME.
well, the concert was okay, BUT THE PARTY AFTER WAS THE BEST!!! x]You should really be jealous
I was reunited with this old friend from back in the elementary school days in Daffrom. Good times :)
Got drunk on soda and high from M&M's. Omg, I completely freaked out. I was the dance revolution hero XD Not. That was Roy. I was the weirdo who made up random dance moves from Sorry Sorry and Gee and incorporated them into songs like Down and Solja Boy. I swear, it was the first time I ever heard most of those songs, but it was fun hopping around and waving my hands like a lunatic. Ahahahaha.
We danced for 3 hours, yea! I got really sweaty...
And a bunch of other really awesome and nice and cool and sweet and humiliating and fun stuff happened, but I can't describe it because it was too awesome.
Then when I got home, my mom suddenly told me I couldnt go to my friend Ruth's birthday expedition to H-Mart, since I didnt finish my writing homework, which is due on Tuesday anyway. TT_TT waaaahhhhh. That sucks.
So then I brought the homework with me into the shower and multitasked :)but not INTO THE SHOWER SHOWER. Just the bathroom, like when I was drying my hair...ok, TMI.
So, maybe I can still go! XD I'm hopeful.
That reminds me. I have to get Ruth a cute Yoshi shirt from Kohl's early tomorrow. Maybe after my sister's piano lesson? And THAT reminds me: I should probably try to ask her teacher to accompany me sometime soon. I really need to get my butt moving on the Solo & Ensemble stuff. Which reminds me again: I forgot about my Ensemble rehearsal on Thursday and got yelled at. TT_TT I feel really bad about that. IM SORRY JASON AND STEVE!!! I thought it was a Wednesday.
Ha, and it's Hershey's birthday NEXT Saturday. I wonder if I can go...
My mom says I party too much, but it's not my fault. And I dont. It's just that January has a lot of birthdays...
Oh, and her birthday is on an All-Region day too. Convienient day to be born, Hershey. LOL, JKJK! ILY, Hershey Kiss <3
I should probably sleep soon too...meh

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I WILL FUCKING KILL ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO BULLY MY SISTER AND THEN I'M GONNA REVIVE THEM AND THEN TORTURE AND KILL THEM AGAIN.

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FORM OF BULLYING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Well, second stupidest. The first was when these bitches in 5th grade made fun of their best friend because she hung out with me. I HATE GIRLS SOMETIME, UGH.

MY SISTER IS GETTING BULLIED?! WTF. WHO THE HECK HAS THE BALLS TO CALL MY SISTER A BACKSTABBER?! AND THEY WERE HER "FRIENDS" TOO. IM SO FUCKING MAD.
LISTEN UP, SHERRY'S BACKSTABBER "FRIENDS", I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO IS ALLOWED TO BULLY SHERRY, AND THAT'S IT, YOU GOT THAT?!
IF YOU IDIOTS DONT STOP THIS FUCKING NONSENSE, I AM COMING TO SCHOOL, SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT YOU, AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASSES TO MARS. AND THEN IM GONNA BRING YOU BACK AND KICK YOU TO PLUTO. AND THEN LEAVE YOU THERE TO FREEZE. SLOWLY

AND YES, I AM FUCKING MAD. DONT CRITICIZE ME.

The Noob Way

This is the way we noobs curse. And there ARE cuss words, so if you're under 13, dont look. I'm serious :P And I'm sorry, I dont usually curse and I'm not mad right now, I just think that these are much better than the originals :)
SO THERE.

what the fuck?!=what the furgurgle?!
you son of a bitch=YOU SON OF A FREAKING CHRISTMAS TREE!!
bullshit=Bolshevik
shit=shiz
schmuck=SMUCKERS!
fuck=fluff, fudge, fut, furgurge, furgurgle
ass=asp, ask.com

and more...which i cant really think of right now...

OMFG ~IT'S ALL TOO MUCH~

OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG. OH MY F(INSERT BEEP HERE) GOD.
ILYILYILYILYILY<3<3
So I got this necklace from a good friend for christmas. And it was really nice. I love it alot. And then...today I find out it was...very expensive. REally, I am not worth $150. It's so flattering! XD
And I know that I should be a nice person and make a big fuss about giving it back and stuff, but I like the necklace too much. It's very special. Is that selfish of me?

Anyway, had a rehearsal at Jasper HIgh School with the other middle school bands today. I felt like such a noob next to the pwnful sophomores and such TT_TT But it was really fun. We had a pizza dinner there too. It was free. :)

Haha, my bunny is spazzing. BENJI YOU'RE SO CUTE!! <3<3

It seems my mom read this, since she told me to be less pessimistic. I'm not pessimistic, am I?
I guess I should start watching what I post. No more inappropriate subjects, young lady! Since my 10 year old sister is also spying on me via the web. :/

WOW BENJI. YOU'RE SUCH A SPAZZ. Ouch. He just bit me.

Monday, January 11, 2010

TT_TT

omg, i just got yelled at by my mom again. TT_TT for being reading manga. so im grounded, bleh

Gadgets make me feel like a spy

I was so bored I made a fish thing instead of the mp.3 music player I wanted to put to blast my azn music to the world.
so, hey! check it out. and feed them. Feeding fish is good for you. And yes, the black fish is a ninja.
does anyone know how to put an mp3 player thing in the gadgets thing?
help. plz :D

I plan to take over the world with a Super Junior craze. Sorry, sorry, but I cant resist! So gee, gee, gee, baby, baby, baby you cant stop me! MUAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, I'm so obsessed it's not even funny anymore. Now all I need is to download Maplestory. And then I will rule the world! XD

oh wow, that was so lame....=.=
Sugar? 8D

Vietnamese=Epic Win

I want to eat Vietnamese noodles.
I heard it has alot of MSG in it? So it tastes like ramen, rite?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

and Viet ppl are the best. XD just like their noodles.

NIAN GAOOOOOOOOOO <3

OMG EILEEN MADE NIAN GAOOOOOOOO FOR IRP!!! I LOVE NIAN GAOOOOOOOOOO. I ATE A BUNCHES OF NIAN GAOOOOOOOOOO. NOMNONMNOMMMMMMM.
I want more NIAN GAOOOOOOOOOO!
Other than that, however, IRP was a complete failure, because I went today too and one of the universal laws is Helena=PHAIL <--see, look I failed even at spelling phail. TT_TT

But hey, we launched rockets in science today. Because I was so convinced of failure, I estimated our rocket would go only 50 feet, but COOLIOS! It went 241 feet. OH, YEA. BEAT THAT! XD
haha, and I got khanh to run and get the rocket for me. <3
cuz I am just win like that.

ahhhhh NIAN GAOOOOOOO....(^_____^)
has anyone ever told you I'm a phatty?

for the non-azn ppl out there, NIAN GAOOOOOOO=sticky rice cake (*o*)
and yumyumm, i'm eating sachima, the azn version of rice krispies which is so much better.
azn snacks ftw!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Owowowowowow

I just twisted my ankle walking. And then I slipped on the wooden floor and fell flat on my face.
WTF?!

Lollipops and Chocolate, and All Sorts of Delicious Sugary Things

I need candy.

Anyone? 8D
I swear, it's not for my own personal greedy needs, it's for a project!
Soooooo...? x]

SLOWPOKE SLUG (ew) ARTIST

im so slooooow! I wish i was an osm drawer like krystina, even tho she draws rather...scary? stuff. They look so cool, though! Agh I wish I could draw people. It looks so cool. So cool!
Bleh. Im bored.


i have this feeling my posts are getting more and more lame. TT_TT

Friday, January 8, 2010

Horrorscope

I am a Virgo.
Virgo=Virgin
O.O?!?!

This is how you have corrupted me, guys. TT_TT

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Even though I spend so much time on them, computers hate me

I am computer illiterate. Seriously. I think I may be the only person in the world who doesnt know how to work Microsoft Word.
I bet I was the only one who got a virus on Charms Recording the night before my tape test was due and had to get my dad to work his magical skills to fix it so I didnt fail my test.
I dont even know how to fix a Header on my IRP essay! TT_TT
I bet something will probably happen and then my comp will shut down on me, just cuz it hates me so much. I love you, but you dont love meee! :'(
computer rejection is the worst form of bullying, right after sexual harrasment.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Pregnancy symptoms?! O.O

I'm craving PB&J sandwiches with toasted bread. My back is really sore and it hurts. Random mood swings? I grew flab over Winter Break.
O.O wtf there is something wrong with me TT_TT

BUT a good thing happened today. I got this super duper special necklace as a late Christmas present. You know who you are ;) ILY <3

The Adventures of Harry Potter and Co.

This is a video some of my friends and I made in 2007 at SIGS.



I think that the tutu really fits Ron, er, I mean, Bobalina coughdumbbuttcoughcough. He should wear it more often. :P

Monday, January 4, 2010

Another reason I dont like Mrs. Penny anymore...

It's about time I posted this. This was my poem for my semester exam essay, and I really, really liked it. Big bummer though, I only got a frikin 95. I'm still really bummed about that. TT_TT I wanted to be a good azn for once and make my mommy proud! *bawls like a baby*

White Walls
Silence calls
Darkness flickers, the Shadows on the White Walls
White, White, White <---lol, such a racist line
So much, yet none at all
"Hello, hello?" and echo
The only call
To be heard
Was it ever there at all?
*******************************************
In the endless White abyss
Waiting for you to fall
The Voice shall whisper
The creature will call
There they are, so loud and deep
Yet they are not here at all
It's nothing, nothing at all
Does it not make shivers crawl
Down your neck
And yet, in the end,
The dark beauty enthralls,
And that will be my downfall
My mistake, that I was so enthralled
By the darkness within these bleak, White Walls
*********************************************
The paint of red on white
Is it blood on the wall?
NO, there is none!
None at all,
No blood on the White Walls
But look! My wrists, the bandages there,
I smeared them on the wall! <---OMFG IM SO EMO T_T
So why is it not stained and coarse?
Why is there no gore?
No, none, nothing at all,
Nothing on the bare, White Walls
The stark, bare, white, White Walls!
*************************************************
And whilst the demons voice
Their dirge on agony and fear
They, in merriment, rejoice!
The light they cause to disappear
Their words of darkness and despair
Beckons to draw one in their lair
"Come my child, do not fear!
For the end is coming near!
You need wait no longer, dear.
Come join me in my reign of fear!"
The gentle lie they spin
To lure and bring me in
Is it really, truly, there?
The song, the rant, the moan
Will it ever disappear?
The voices sound their scream
The beast shall bear its teeth
And whilst the gods shall send the dreams
that send us all to sleep
What a distorted reality I see
It's the morbid destiny.
*********************************************
And when the whispers cease
The bleak white walls will dim
The red on walls blur all, so deep
There is no respite left for me
The walls whisper to me:
"Death, the being that brings you sleep
Is coming once and for all!"
The line fell flat
As my heart ceased to beat
And although the cold nurse shrieked
It was too late for me
Night had already cast its curtain on me
My eyes squeeze shut, I fall
Falling, falling, falling,
That's all life was, wasn't it?
To spiral deep and fall
Into the stark and bare White Walls
The walls, the walls, the White Walls
They were never here at all.
A/N: This took so long to type, since I couldnt figure out how to get the microsoft word thing linked here and it wouldnt let me copy my stupid poem on the blog. And for some reason, it wont let me separate them into stanzas, either. so the star things mean its a new stanza. My fingers are tired. I' m so emo (//_-)