The Noob Way

I posted this a while back, but I feel like doing it again :)

This is the way we noobs curse. And there ARE cuss words, so if you're under 13, dont look. I'm serious :P And I'm sorry, I dont usually curse and I'm not mad right now, I just think that these are much better than the originals :)
SO THERE.

what the fuck?!=what the furgurgle?!
you son of a bitch=YOU SON OF A FREAKING CHRISTMAS TREE!!
bullshit=Bolshevik, bullcorn
shit=shiz
schmuck=SMUCKERS!
fuck=fluff, fudge, fut, furgurge, furgurgle
ass=asp, ask.com

and more...which i cant really think of right now...