A while ago, my dad got this Perfect Push-up thing to build some muscles, since my mom was like "You so skinny, you got no muscles. I like muscles, get some." And I'm like "Nooo, Daddy, buff men are gross, the nerd look fits you."
But of course he didnt listen to me.
So he's been doing 10-20 push-ups on that thing every night, and it seems to actually work. He's got manboobs now.
I'm scared to see the end outcome. I just can't see it. His small nerdy head on BIG BUFF MANLY SHOULDERS AND HUGE ARM MUSCLES AND BULGING MANBOOBS. EW
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