Pregnancy symptoms?! O.O

I'm craving PB&J sandwiches with toasted bread. My back is really sore and it hurts. Random mood swings? I grew flab over Winter Break.
O.O wtf there is something wrong with me TT_TT

BUT a good thing happened today. I got this super duper special necklace as a late Christmas present. You know who you are ;) ILY <3