I'll Make a Nerd Out of YOU~

This is a parody of I'll Make a Man Out of You, by my buddy Yang Tian, who also runs the itouch site ItrackI. Edited by me (though it's just one line)

I’ll Make A Nerd Out Of You

(We’ve got a long way to go)
Let's get down to business,
'till we code our due,
Did you write me Java
When I asked for CLU?

You're the dumbest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a nerd
out of you

(you’re) Dumber than a doorknob
But there’s a nerd, within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a brainless, dopey
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a nerd
out of you

I’ll never be a nerd
And join the geeks before me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting C!
This nerd's got me
bored to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to code!

(Be a nerd)
We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Time is racing toward us
till the code is due
Hear my every lecture
(and) you might make, it through
You're unsuited for
the life of brains
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a nerd
out of you?

(Be a nerd)

We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
(Be a nerd)
We must be smart as
the great Bill Gates
(Be a nerd)
To be a brainiac is our fate
(Be a nerd)
With all the code
massed from a database
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!


It's awesome, no? :D
Though the last line doesnt really rhyme, but I'm not nerd enough to think of a good line and make it rhyme. xD