Mehhhhhhhhh.....=.=

I'm bored. Nothing's happened thats cool enough to write about. BLARGH!
Any inspiration ideas? :D I feel in need of a story.

MATH IS SO GAYYYY.

Man, my azn teacher can NOT teach. She wouldnt explain clearly, and I dont get it, AND SHE WOULDNT LET US CHANGE SEATS. SO HERE I AM, STILL SMACK DAB IN FRONT OF HER DESK. =.=

Usually, I don't find quadratic equations very diffucult, since I learned it last year in Chinese school, but Mrs. Liu has me all mixed up. TT_TT It took like 40 minutes of tutoring by Rosy to fix my cluelessness. Ugh.

WHAT STROKE OF BAD LUCK MADE ME HAVE THE ONLY AZN TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL?!

YES! :D

I feel very proud of myself. I just ate a sizzling cinnamon jellybean. Those things are spicy. I never had the guts to touch one before, BUT NOW I CAN! :D

This is where I go when I'm hungry and there's no awesome azn food in the house

www.asianaisle.com
Where the familiar meets the not so familiar.

Delicious.

By the end of this experiment, my tongue will be BUFF 8D

I really need to build up my strength. Against spicy foods. My parents don't dare cook spicy food at home, cuz I like drink all the contents of the refridgerator. And when we go out, I have to down like 5 cups of ICE water. So now, I will try to eat one spicy food everyday.

Key word:TRY.

So maybe, by the end of this experiment, I can finally eat kimchi! :D
Today I had Hot & Sour soup. I died.

I don't like my experiment anymore...

I'm sorryyyyyyyy AGAIN. TT_TT

IM SO SORRY KHANH I THINK I GOT YOU SICK AND NOW YOU'RE DYYYIIIINNNNGGGG :'(
USE UR INHALER NOW. SEE HOW I WORRY ABOUT YOU?! :[

The Noob Way

I posted this a while back, but I feel like doing it again :)

This is the way we noobs curse. And there ARE cuss words, so if you're under 13, dont look. I'm serious :P And I'm sorry, I dont usually curse and I'm not mad right now, I just think that these are much better than the originals :)
SO THERE.

what the fuck?!=what the furgurgle?!
you son of a bitch=YOU SON OF A FREAKING CHRISTMAS TREE!!
bullshit=Bolshevik, bullcorn
shit=shiz
schmuck=SMUCKERS!
fuck=fluff, fudge, fut, furgurge, furgurgle
ass=asp, ask.com

and more...which i cant really think of right now...

4 DAY WEEKEND XD

We had a 4 day weekend. Initially, it was just 3 days because of President's Day, but HALLELUJAH!!

It. Freaking. Snowed. Here. In. Texas.

Plus, it snowed all day. And night. So by the time it stopped, there were 12 INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. 8D In Texas, this is what we call a miracle.

So after school, a snowball party of friends(and me) headed over to Russel Creek Park. We got pelted by 5th graders, got pelted by ourselves, Netty became Jewish, pelted and scared ducks, and ate snow and frozen fruit snacks (courtesy of Fares). Then we were joined by Ben and Jessica, who gave us an inspiring performance of breakdancing in the snow. Ben=failed and Jessica=panda roll :)

Then they left to have a ramen party at Lizzy's house, but Eileen, Fares, and I stayed and were joined by Steven Morris. I went home to change out of my sopping wet clothes and eat, but came back. However, it turned out they left and went somewhere else, namely, the other side of Rice Middle School. =.=

So then I went there and had a snowball fight and attempted to build a snowman with Khanh. X3 Fun. But then we were both soaked and argueing over whether the other was cold.
me:UR SO COLD, UR SOAKED AND WET AND SHIVERING. >:O
Khanh: UR COLD UR SNIFFLING. U BETTER NOT WALK HOME.
ME: I WILL 8D
Khanh: =.=

Yea, so it was cold walking home.
And that's only Thursday. On Friday, I spent a whole day lazing at home and sleeping, mostly.

Saturday, Dad and Sherry and I went to Asian World Market to splurge. SPLURGE 8D. We bought candy, Chinese candy, cake, azn soda pop, candy, and sausages. And candy. I also saw my old math teacher from 3rd grade there, Samuel. It was weird. Then we went to Walmart and splurged some more. We bought Texas Toast, juice, more juice, and RAMEN.
Then we went to a Chinese restaurant and stuffed ourselves with dumplings. Because it was Chinese New Year's Eve. :D I think I grew more flab from all the eating I've done in this weekend. :)

Sunday, we watched AVATAR. HOOKED NOW. FEED ME, I WANT MORE AVATAR! It was so good. xD It was funny watching my sister's face at the "alien mating scene." Somebody tell me I'm not perverted anymore, please. TT_TT It was also Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day, so after the 3 hour long movie, we went to friend's house to PARTY :) Azn parties usually consist of: babies screaming, kids running around screaming, parents talking and screaming with laughter, and me on facebook :P

And that concludes my osmsauce 4 day weekend.

Oh, crap, I have a dentist appointment today TT_TT.

=.=

This is my new favorite face: =.=

Cuz I feel so tired nowadays....zzzzzzzzzz.

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Check it out and register. :)

A Humorous Post by Maggie Shi.

I was on gmail the other day when I saw Maggie's status. This is what it said:

"i believe ignorance is bliss on two accounts: the making of food (namely meats) and music videos by lady gaga"

So apparently she looked up bad romance on youtube. @.@

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maggie: =.= dont look it up.TIS CREEPY
cuz shes like
wearing a full body suit
and its the color of her skin
and shes uh.....
lets just leave it at flexible
me: o.o
Maggie Shi: with her legs......
*_*
BURNS THE EYES

Shikira's She Wolf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k

I HATE MYSELF.

WHYYYYYY AM I SO CLUMSY?!?!
Today in PE, when we were changing, I broke the special necklace I got for christmas. TT_TT I just heard a snap and then it broke. I feel terrible. It was expensive. IM SO SORRY. I WILL GET IT FIXED I PROMISE. AT WALMART IF POSSIBLE. I'm a terrible terrible bad clumsy careless friend. :'(

Ugh

Somewhere Over the Rainbow is officially the gayest song ever.

ITS DA SHUPABOWWLLLL

We will eat pizza and watch my dad freak out. I like the commercials. I dont get football though. A bunch of sweaty old men in tights falling on each other? Not my idea of a fun game. So I think I'll just sneak on the computer again later...

depression =.=

I hate it how people sometimes act like I'm not good enough to know things. Am I not trustworthy or something? I understand when they block my ears when its perverted stuff, but why can't I know what's going on too?

Perfect Push-ups. They actually work.

A while ago, my dad got this Perfect Push-up thing to build some muscles, since my mom was like "You so skinny, you got no muscles. I like muscles, get some." And I'm like "Nooo, Daddy, buff men are gross, the nerd look fits you."

But of course he didnt listen to me.

So he's been doing 10-20 push-ups on that thing every night, and it seems to actually work. He's got manboobs now.

I'm scared to see the end outcome. I just can't see it. His small nerdy head on BIG BUFF MANLY SHOULDERS AND HUGE ARM MUSCLES AND BULGING MANBOOBS. EW

I forgot, somehow...

My mom is in China. I dont know how I forgot to say this. BUT OHMYGOD 2 WHOLE WEEKS WITH JUST MY DAD AND SHERRY. Ugh.

On the other hand, it's nice cuz that means: NO MORE MOM YELLING AT ME 8D instead, my dad does, which is much better because its easy to make him laugh again. And he dotes on Sherry, so he easily forgets about me. Booyah!

Anyway, she's in China to spend the Chinese New Year with my grandparents. So I gave her a long, long list of things to get me while she's there. Since we all know how everything is MADE IN CHINA. And it's cheaper.

So this is what I wrote:
~at least 2 pairs of cute, funky, fake converses. I forgot what size I am. Oops
~Super Junior posters, CDs, whatever you can find. As long as it has Super Junior on it.
~Same as above for SNSD, f(x), SHINee, Big Bang, Super Junior M, JJ Lin 林俊杰, Fahrenheit, The Flowers 花儿乐队，and S.H.E., if you can find them
~PENCILS OMG PENCILS AND OTHER SUPPLIES 文具!!!!

I hope she doesnt forget. I think I'll remind her everyday. She said she saw Super Junior M's Super Girl ablum somewhere, BUT SHE DIDNT GET IT. NOOO. TT_TT so close.

LMAO, I'm such a fangirl.

OWWW

PPL STOP NINJA KILLING ME. ESPECIALLY SHERRY. IM TICKLISH.

I remember when Sherry was actually more ticklish than me, so much that when I moved my hand in her stomache region fast, she would scream and run away.

Now thats me TT_TT.

WHY?!

My sister is a stalker

Sherry knows everything about my friends. What sport they play, who's their friends, where they live. You guys better watch out.

I think our science class is the best. XD

We had a substitute teacher today. She looked like she was on drugs.
Her face was really saggy and wrinkly and kind of hollow looking, and was it just me, or did her eyes look bloodshot? She was also freakishly skinny. I'm scared of that sub.

Does cereal expire?

Yes, I'm sorry, it's another post about food.

But there's this Raisin Bran thats been in our closet for like 2 years now, and I decided to eat it. It's one of those little box kinds, with the amount measured out for you. :)

I hope I dont get a stomacheache.